What is Spritzlefragick?
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To spritzlefragick is to wake up in the middle of the night and get a glass of water. No other liquid can be used in spritzlefragick or else it isn't spritzlefragick, and you can't just wake up from a nap or it isn't the same. Only at night and only water...
A friend and I were sitting up late one night talking about the things we had done that day, and my friend went to get a glass of water. While he was out I started thinking of random words and then this word hit me. It kind of just rolled off of my tongue and the name fit its definition so perfectly that I couldn't help but feel proud.
I had to spritzlefragick last night.
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