What is Spritzy?
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One who prefers ridiculous collegiate-escapade sit coms (such as "Big Bang Theory") to hilarious relationship-related folly-based sit coms (such as "How I Met Your Mother").
Guy 1: Dude, I would much rather watch Big Bang Theory than HIMYM. It is just a better show.
Guy 2: Bro, you are such a spritzy.
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