What is Sproing?
1.
1. An exclamation between men used to express sexual interest in a third party. (i.e. the "sound" of a sudden erection.)
2. A derogatory expression applied to someone who has stopped thinking rationally because of sexual attraction.
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1. Joe: "Whoa, check out that hottie."
Frank: "SPROING!"
2. Joe: "I was right in the middle of talking to Frank and he just got this glazed look and wandered over to the bar."
Ted: "Sproing."
Joe: "Oh." (looks over at the bar) "She's cute."
2.
to jump or leap
He sproinged over the wall.
3.
Something between springing and flexibility.
I can sproing pretty damn high.
4.
The noise made when the button on a woman's top that's just a little too tight explodes away and reveals a lot of cleavage.
*sproing* holy shit her boobs are huge that button put out my eye
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5.
A sprained groin
You've been diagnosed with a severe sproing.