What is Sprotus?
1.
Noun: A budding plant that needs a lot of attention.
Verb: The most intellectually vegetative act that can be achieved by a human of average intelligence.
My mom likes growing sprotuses around the house.
Girl 1: My boyfriend likes sprotusing all the really important conversations.
Girl 2: Boys are like sprotuses, they need a lot of attention, but are only good for sitting around and looking pretty.
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