What is Spruce?
1.
To get a broom or circular pole or something similar to that shoved up your anus hole.
Made up on an army camp in april 2005
1. Bruv, that guy is gettin spruced up bad, ITS BLEEDING.. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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2.
another form of spruce is a Spruce Brannigans. Basically this is a little bastard who wears a back pack that is twice as big as him. Little fokkers!
"Hey you guys, check out the spruce brannigans over there! Fukin spruce!"
3.
spruce n. or adj.
a slightly more highclass word for cool
cool = filler in a sentence
spruce = mhm, i hear ya and think that what you are saying is beyond average cooldom
"hey man i just banged joe's mom"
"that's cool"
"hey man i just banged joe's hot bisexual sister"
"spruce"
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4.
Word to describe a house or more specifically weedhouse.
(AUSTRALIAN)
"Let's go back to the Spruce."
"Let's blow this Spruce."
"Who's at the Spruce?"
"....the Spruce should be on."
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5.
someone who has been outcast by the adolescent society by an act of humiliation (or 'sprucing').
Order of Spruce:
Spruce McGinty - lil bit of a Spruce
Spruce McGriggins - more of a Spruce (eg. ugly person workin in mcdonalds)
Spruce Baily - average Spruce
Spruce McGoy - Big Spruce (total twat)
SPRUCE MCDUFF - ULTIMATE WANKSTAIN!!
omd, that dude over there is a total spruce McGinty
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6.
a word that originated from a
Man1:heres that
poo porn you wanted.
(man1 hands video to man2)
Man2:spruce.thanks alot, you slime ball, im a cop.
BLAM BLAM BLAM!
(Man1 dies)
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7.
The Spruce, The Spruzla or The Spruce Moose are forms to describe a small shantytown where the consumption of
"Lets hit the
djuzla for a few brews and back to the spruzla for several hot ones"
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