What is Spruce Bug?
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Huge beetles in Northwestern Ontario of unknown species that really fucking hurt when they bite you. They seem to like spruce trees.
"Holy shit that spruce bug just dive bombed me from that tree and ripped a chunk out of my arm.... FUCK!!!!"
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Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.
A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock...