What is Spruce Bug?
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Huge beetles in Northwestern Ontario of unknown species that really fucking hurt when they bite you. They seem to like spruce trees.
"Holy shit that spruce bug just dive bombed me from that tree and ripped a chunk out of my arm.... FUCK!!!!"
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Masturbatory term.
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stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
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