Spruce Moose

What is Spruce Moose?

1.

a line in the simpsons

smithers we will ride the new model plane i built. its callad the spruce moose

2.

Spruce Moose, the tall guy who walks with a swagger and drools a lot, frequently found talking on his cell phone to nobody. Yelling out obcenities such as "hit that pussy" "Thats easy pussy" and the ever so popular "I already hit that pussy". You can find this man walking on the bridge by himself after the club closes.

Oh shit, here comes the Spruce Moose!

See spruce, moose, drool, bridge, club, tall, neanderthal, ugly
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