Sprung Monkey

What is Sprung Monkey?

An erect man sausage thats so erect, so fast, its as if its a monkey jumping at you from within your pants

Blaze was so happy to walk in on arron taking a dump in the shower that he was totally sprung monkey all over the place!

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