What is Sprunk?
1.
Sprunk, a type of soda pop found in Grand Theft Auto games, especially San Andreas (but also Vice City; check out the Kaufman Cabs headquarters, there's a vending machine there) is a parody of the carbonated lemon lime drink Sprite. Sprunk comes in a grenade-shaped can hence the marketing tagline, which says it has an "explosive, bursting flavour".
Pedestrian: My heart dont pump no Sprunk!
2.
n. The fictional beverage featured in grand theft auto: san andreas.
Sprunk is a magical elixer, availible almost everywhere, that has the magical ability to cure gunshot wounds.
Sweet: "Yo, CJ, if you get shot in the face, get some sprunk from the machine."
Carl: "I hear ya."
3.
Caused by the effect of drinking but occurs when you drink so much that your beyond drunk but not spastic.
"Davo, had been out drinking all day and by 9pm fuck he was sprunk and by midnight he was spastic"
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4.
A combination of being drunk and spun out at the same time.
"Damn man, I got so sprunk last night... first we was drinking Deuce 11 and then packed a fat bowl and then from there man, it was all a fuckin' blur."
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5.
non-alcoholic beverage that one would have at a club or from a vending machine. Related to crunk, which is the alcoholic version.
Person 1:"You getting crunk'd tonight"
Person 2:"No. I'm stickin to the sprunk, had too much Crunk Juice last night"
6.
verb meaning approximately screwed, any unpleasant action
past tense: sprunk'd
origin: a Klein High School math teacher's name
student 1:"how did that unfurry calculus test go?"
student 2:"oh, i sprunk'd up on that."
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"that class is sprunking my GPA"
7.
Being
Damn, Sammy was so Sprunked last night and he only had half a Sparks!
