Sprunt

What is Sprunt?


1.

A name for a fictitious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by George Carlin.

Sure, I always carry Sprunt in my purse. Right next to my Red Flag tampons.

2.

A feminine deodorant spray.

Get the sprunt! Jan's crotch is stinking up the whole building again!

3.

A generic term for feminine deodorant spray.

Cindy's great in bed...but she could use some sprunt.

See spray, smell, stink, vagina, feminine, deodorant

4.

An insulting name for someone who can be described as a cross between a Sprite (mythical goblin like creature) and a runt (a small skinny person).

Dermot: Have you seen Gary lately?

Gavin: You mean Sprunt? I think he went to the shop.

See sprite, runt, sproo, dunt

5.

The scent common of exotic dancers. The familiar odour is not specific to any location on her body, but depending on the excessiveness of direct contact, can linger on hands, faces, and nose for an extended period of time.

(In the elevator)

"Hey Phil, did you remember to pack the sprunt?"

(The next morning)

"Alain, is that sprunt I smell on your shirt?"

(At the restaurant)

Q: "How would you like your eggs?"

A: "Sprunt please!"

See sprunt, exotic, dancer, scent

6.

Past tense of sprint.

He sprunt up the track like an escaped rabbit.

See sprint, grammar, tense, verb, past

7.

an urban legend that says that young men would sneak into morgues and find a fresh dead body of a woman. next, one would put their face next to the deceased's vagina while the other person found a high ledge in the room. when both would be ready the person on the ledge would jump on the woman's stomach spraying all her body fluids out of the vagina into the other guy's face

1. man you smell bad. did you just go sprunting

2. ha ha we sprunted your mom last night (NEVER USED LITERALLY)


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