What is Sps?
1.
Anacronym for the term Small Penis Syndrome.
Why is Ira such a fucking asshole?
He probably has SPS!
2.
Saucy Puppet Show. Term taken from Futurama when Fry tells Bender to go see a saucy puppet show so he can sleep with a hot and dumb date.
Send your roomie a text message saying "go see a sps"
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3.
Russian version of
spasiba.
<a> hi i like your gear
<b> sps
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4.
Smelly Pussy Syndrome
Man, what is that smell? It's that lady with SPS who just strolled by.
You may want me to make sweet love with you lady, but my cock aint going near you with that SPS.
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5.
Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
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