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A fictional number (not imaginary) that one uses when they need a random number.
Guy #1: If 5x + 12 = 11 + 6, what is x?
Guy #2: Uhh....
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Uhhh when you place 2 bags around an item you're trying to carry??? You fuckin idiots
I asked the bagger to double-bag my grocerie..