What is Spuddle?
1.
This occurs while urinating; when a massive sneeze overpowers you causing jets of urine to spray uncontrollably all over the walls and floor of the bathroom. This usually results in a large puddle of pee.
"That Sally McPuddles made a huge mess when he pissed all over the goddamn floor, he must have spuddled in there!"
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2.
To cause trouble, to bicker. A verb (Spuddler), one who spuddles
Young children bickering with siblings would often be scolded for 'spuddling'
3.
The art of cuddling in the spooning position
Bloke A: Did u smash her
pasty last nite?
Bloke B: Nah we just had a spuddle
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4.
the act of spitting so much, that you form your own puddle/resevoir of spit on the floor. spuddle = spit puddle
"did someone cum on the floor?"
"naa, thats my spuddle"
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5.
To deliberately attempt to deceive a friend with a tall tale, for the purposes of humour. The majority of spuddles are low-level, with the key ingredient of a spuddle being believability, but some can be outrageous, as detailed in the example below.
Chris: "Oh Russ, I forgot to tell you. You see my mate Ben, over there? He's Chuck Norris's nephew!"
Russ: "Really?!"
In this example, Russ has been Spuddled. He now believes that a friend of a friend is related to the actor and Karate expert, Chuck Norris.
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6.
To assumes an air of importance and to dwell on trifles.
Senator Foghorn as usual spudlled when called upon to speak.
