What is Spudge?
1.
To move so slow that you can be compared to a fat man trying to have sex with a jar of peanut butter.
Pull the dick out of you ass, stop spudging, and let's go to the bars.
2.
Poop stain. Shart.
Jimmy's mother carefully loaded the washer, being sure not to touch the spudge in her son's shorts.
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3.
verb - to spudge. I spudge, we spudge, they spudge, you spudge, he/she/it spudges. I am a spudger. He is a spudgee.
To flirt with somebody with no intention of following it up with anything. To flirt with no meaning other than humour.
Something only really safe to be done amougnst friends, unless you want your teeth kicked in, or enjoy giving people false impressions.
Ben was convinced that Jeni fancied Alex, after all, hadn't he seen them flirting heavily? NO! They actually hated each other, and were merely endulging in some heavy spudging.
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4.
(n) The pasty stuff that comes out of a blackhead pimple.
Joe enjoyed squeezing the spudge out of his blackheads.
