What is Spudman?
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(n.) The alibi of a strikingly handsome individual with superhuman powers that are too insanely many to name. Also referred to as "Incredibly-Awesome Man". His insignia is the delectable potato.
Note: This is, unfortunately, an extremely rough definition. There is absolutely no way to truly define Spudman, as his supercoolness exceeds that which can be described by any spoken language. In a few thousand years English will evolve to include the critical components of his impeccable nature that can be conveyed through words. Until then, mediocrity shall have to suffice.
With a debonaire disposition, Spudman set out to save the world one daunting physics problem at a time.
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