Spulch

What is Spulch?


1.

A disturbing sexual act involving the disinterment and molestation of the recently dead. The word is an onomotapoeia, as the sound of a week-dead vagina being pried open can sound like 'spulch'.

"The gravestone said she was only 18, so I got my shovel and spatula and headed out for a night of spulching."

See necrophilia, rape, zombies, spatula, shovel


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