What is Spulch?
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A disturbing sexual act involving the disinterment and molestation of the recently dead. The word is an onomotapoeia, as the sound of a week-dead vagina being pried open can sound like 'spulch'.
"The gravestone said she was only 18, so I got my shovel and spatula and headed out for a night of spulching."
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