What is Spunch?
1.
<V>{Spunch ; Spunched ; Spunching; Spunchage}
The act of a female, striking a male in the groin and/or testicle area, with no real intention of harm. Usually the result of a sarcastic comment.
1.Danny joked with Jaden sarcasticly , In return, Jaden spunched Danny to his knees.
2. Danny needs to find a girl who's not into spunching so much.
3. All the spunchage going on in that relationship led their demise.
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2.
An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.
Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever....et him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"
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