Spunk

What is Spunk?


1.

Spirit; pluck. Considering it is also a vulgar term for semen, it is rarely used in its normal form due to the obviously easy possibility to misinterpret it.

"That athlete shows a lot of spunk on the soccer field"

"What?!"

"He shows a lot of spirit and determination"

"Oh."

2.

Refers to semenal fluid, and also means to ejaculate.

1. If you spunk on the wall, wipe it up!

2. The spunk was stuck to his ear.

See flapjacks

3.

A colloquial for ejaculate. Mostly used in Britain.

After wanking for the first time in two weeks I need at least two handkerchiefs to wipe up all the spunk.

4.

A salty ejaculate which is devoured by "thirsty bitches" Said to be of similar taste to Roqufort blue cheese, spunk is the favourite beverage of many pornstars. Amusingly used by Australian "Sheilas" to describe an attractive man "he's a spunk", spunk is a calorie and protein dense nutritious food, which is commonly consumed by young Japanese women.

To spunk,

Spunked,

Spunking,

Spunked up,

Spunked all over,

Spunked in her mouth

Nasty spunk-filled whore

5.

To spunk means to ejaculate.

"You appear to have spunked on my face."

See spunk, cum, cream, sex

6.

A cute guy. Usually only NZ and Australian use.

That Brad Pitt's such a spunk

7.

danish pastilles that have been produced for over 30 years. As salt liquorice in a black box and winegums in a green box.

Mmmm Spunk is my favorite candy!

See candy, food, danish, sweeten


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