Spunk Guard

What is Spunk Guard?

Glasses/spectacles worn by a female who is about to receive a load in the face

Get your spunk guard ready darling, purple charlie is about to deliver his payload!

See glasses, spectacles, spunk, money shot, cum shot

In Thar

1. "And he's coming in off the lip, and he does a kickback and he's in thaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!" (blow by blow of a surfer ri..

Zees

1. sleepnapget some sleep i'm gonna catch some zees i.e. i,m going to get some sleep 2. a suffix put on the end of inanimate object..

Fire Muff

1. A true red headed woman who has bright red pubic hair. "I banged this chick last night who had a fire muff" See red head, pu..

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