Spunk Ransom

What is Spunk Ransom?


1.

In an MTV Twilight Tuesday interview, Robert Pattinson denounced his God given name and any alterations of said name, thereof. Just saying no! to the the lovingly bestowed netspeak name of rpattz, Pattinson claimed to only answer to the name of Spunk Ransom henceforth.

Spunk Ransom: Rpattz...I dunno...I guess it's 'Uh' I guess it kind of makes sense...It's my ...initial?...and a bit of my name...giggle...At least it's not insulting...Rpattz...Rpattz...I dunno...it sounds kind of like...RPattz...sounds...I dunno...like an antacid or something...RPattz...I dunno...it's a bit too like...it sounds a bit cushy...RPattz it sounds like...I dunno...I prefer like...I dunno...I hate my name...I hate any reference to my name...I wish people would completely invent a new one...I dunno, like...SPUNK...There's a girl called Ransom...I'd like to go by Ransom Spunk or Spunk Ransom...yeah, it does sounds a little bit wrong

Fangirls: Spunk Ransom is the new RPattz.

See robert pattinson, twilight, edward cullen, rpattz, cedric diggory

2.

robert Pattinsons nickname, the guy who plays edward cullen in the twilight movie

girl 1- did you see spunk ransom on twilight tuesday?

girl 2- yeah, hes so hot!

See spunk ransom, robert pattinson, edward cullen, twilight, vampire


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