Spunk Shui

What is Spunk Shui?


1.

The art of arranging any room in your home where you might be masturbating such that nobody can walk in on you with your back turned.

My buddy got busted yanking it to youporn by his old lady because his office has bad spunk shui. His back was to the door.

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2.

Coined by Adam Carolla: The philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.

I practiced spunk shui when I set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn't catch me jacking to internet porn

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