Spunk Tackle

What is Spunk Tackle?


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The tackle you spunk with. Testicles and Penis. Cockand Balls. Twig and Gigggle Berries. Meat and Two Veg. StrawberryShaft and Vanilla Scoops. Testicle (Pronounced testiclay) & Poking Rod...etc...

PETER: Andy, what's the matter?

ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.

PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?

ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.

(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)

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