Spunk Trumpet Edit Meaning

1.

When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'

Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunk trumpet

See Leigh

2.

As in "How pet, do you like music? Fancy doing a Dizzy Gilespie on me spunk trumpet then?"

See Captain Zap

3.

Pretty young lady ideal for a blasting with love glue.

I pulled a bird last night, what a little spunk trumpet.

See spunk, bird, darling, babe, hottie

4.

A skinny rugby player with Bat Lugs

Look at him run he looks like a spunk trumpet