Spunk-lard

What is Spunk-lard?

Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:

1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm

2) Bring to boil

3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top

4) Drain away liquid

5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal

6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)

7) Apply to arsehole

Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!

See spunk, sperm, lubricant, arse, butt-fuck, sex

Yellis

1. the REAL word for "seagull" created when the crazy yellises came to visit me in P.E and made me a prophet for them they tol..

Idearer

1. someone who comes up with an idear.....or idea LETS LOTR MARATHON, im such a good idear....idearer See idea, idear, smart..

Voyeurtwitic

1. One obtaining gratification from observing unsuspecting individuals who are twittering. vwä-(ˌ)yər-ˈtwi-tik, adjective He never twitt..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Spunk-lard Edit Meaning