What is Spunk-weld?
1.
The result of fully dried seamen adhering two physical entities together.
Example 1
"Honey, I'm Spunk-Welded to the bed."
"I'll be in the garadge."
(Squirt)
"Ask me why I did it."
Example 2
"The wings on this Boewing 747 will never hold at that altitude."
"Don't worry, I spunk-welded it myself."
"Genius. You just made Captain in my book."
(Squirt)
"Ask me why I did it."
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