Spunk-weld

What is Spunk-weld?


1.

The result of fully dried seamen adhering two physical entities together.

Example 1

"Honey, I'm Spunk-Welded to the bed."

"I'll be in the garadge."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

Example 2

"The wings on this Boewing 747 will never hold at that altitude."

"Don't worry, I spunk-welded it myself."

"Genius. You just made Captain in my book."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

See midlife crisis, adhesive, glue


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