Spunky Sandman

What is Spunky Sandman?

To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.

I love to give my slutty ex-wife the spunky sandman before I leave in the morning!!

See sleep, sleeping, eye

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