Spunt Edit Meaning

1.

An algamation of the words 'Spastic' and 'Cunt'. Invented by Matt in Lopburi as to not offend Belle or Paolo (Who is ghey).

Matt: "I think I might shag your bird tonight pal."

Luke: "Fucking no you wont you little nong spunt."

See spastic, cunt, daddy

2.

1. terminated; used up; cashed (Adj.)

Hey man, this bowl is spunt. Do you have anymore weed?

See terminate, exhaust, finish, end

3.

Adjective:

1. The past tense of spun both urban and formal. Implying a sense of disorientation due to stupidity or intoxication of any form.

2. The state of being confused or mentally disassociated from the norm. The state of ones mental ability or lack thereof.

3. To be ironic and/or humorous when implying that both yourself and the subject are mentally compromised.

Commonly used in conjunction with either adjective "correctly" or "incorrectly", but other synonyms are correct as well.

Only someone as incorrectly spunt as him could make such a rookie mistake.

After a long night out she was far too spunt incorrectly to work in the morning.

His tough break-up had clearly spunt him the wrong way.

My friend was finally spunt correctly after he had a good nights rest.

Whatever they gave him had spunt him very wrongly.

He merily declared his mate was clearly spunt incorrectly in the head after tripping over his own two feet.

See spun, spin, tripped out, confused, retarded, disorientated, orientated

4.

A contraction of Spunk and Cunt. The gelatinous outpouring from a vagina which has internally received a recent ejaculation of semen. The semi-liquid combination of vagjuice and spunk.

"Their spunt dripped as series of mucoid blobs across the duvet, adhering readily to any exposed skin surface and rendering the lower sheet sticky and cold.

See spunk, cunt, sperm, fannybatter

5.

pronunced (Sp-oo-nt)

means everything and anything, howvere it cannot replace the subject of the sentence

We had the best spunt last night.

Spunt off!

Please pass the spunt!

I'm spunting man.

This cake is spuntalicious.

See spoont, camp, everything

6.

1. An absolutely crap child with no potential. Usually ginger.

2. Spunt can also refer to the act of giving birth to a spunt (spunting, spunted).

1. Claire, what even is the point in that kid of yours? Looks like he's got fucking ADHD. I don't know why you don't have the daft spunt put down.

2. Doctor: Come on love, push, PUSH- oh fucking hell, butterfingers... There we go, she's only gone and spunted the kid out on the floor.

See spaz, cunt, beaten like a ginger stepchild, adhd, runt

7.

A nicely formed turd, tapered on both ends that pops smartly out of the bung. Also, the sound emitted by said turd.

1) Harpo left a warm glistening spunt on the lawn.

2) The turd burst forth from Harpo's ass with a distince "spunt"!

See shit, poop, turd, ass, bung, crapper