Spurt N Slurp

What is Spurt N Slurp?


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Similar to your old fasioned malt shop, but located right here in my pants. Serving up Protein Shakes since 1992. Certainly a favorite with the ladies.

Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other bootywhich may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.

Hey girls, why go to Steak N Shake when you can get the shake you really want without even leaving the house. Come on down to the Spurt N Slurp.

See protein shake, porkchop, shake, bj


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