Spurt Scrying

What is Spurt Scrying?


1.

Reading the future by studying the patterns formed by semen after giving someone a facial.

"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."

See semenancy, divination, wicca


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