Spurtacious Edit Meaning

1. It's that last turd that just won't come out, so it colors your shorts all day. See Skidmark. I know it's going to be a ..

1. A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest..

1. a funny/cheesy way of saying 'lol'. (alternative laugh) "hey guess what! i saw a guy painting an elephant with his penis..