Sputch

What is Sputch?


1.

The race of people that derive from the lineage of both Spanish and Dutch peoples.

He is Sputch, becuase his dad is Spanish and his mum is Dutch

See spanish

2.

A comix noise, usually associated with a bloody body hitting a wall, window or floor. Describes any sudden, wet, gross noise in a comic.

(Villain rips spleen from hero's body and flings it across the room. It hits the window, going) SPUTCH!

3.

An onomatopaeic ("sound effect") word that can only mean something bad or unpleasant has happened.

An exception to this rule applies to the heroes in zombie (or other monster) movies for whom the sound may represent the death of an enemy.

"Where's the cat?" *Sputch* "Uh-oh."

"Die zombie die!!!" *Sputch* "I love the smell of dead zombie in the morning."

"What's that lump under the carpet?" *Sputch* "Where's the hamster?" "Uh-oh."


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