Sputnum

What is Sputnum?


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Sputnum is the name given to the uniquely over-powering stench given off by a male 'chav' or sewer rat. The actual genetic makeup is unknown but it is said to be comprised of a number of different substances, most promonent of which is human shit and urine, which both chavs and sewer dwelling rodents seem to thrive on. Other substances that give sputnum its unique smell are cider, marijuana/cigarette smoke, cheap aftershave, sweat, brake fluid, spray-paint and cooking fat.

"when that large group of chav vermin walked past us earlier it smelled like a friggin sputnum bomb had gone off."

"yeah dude, i could've sworn we were in a sewer."


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