Squaddie Shower.

What is Squaddie Shower.?

Washing face, pits and privates only instead of the full wah down in a shower, to save time, washing the essentials only.

'Come on mate, where off out on the lash!' your mate says, all dolled up, 'hang on' you say, 'give me a sec to have a quick "squaddie shower."

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