Squaddy Matress

What is Squaddy Matress?

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

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Eatish

1. when you eat or want to go eat. I'm gettin my eatish on Lets go get some eatish See eatish, eat, food, ish, hungry..

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1. vb. to have sex with I would tap that ass See David..

Andrew Vanwyngarden

1. one of the members of MGMT. can pull off the hippy/headband look, occasionally singing like a girl, and liking bright colors and unicor..

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