Squaddy Matress

What is Squaddy Matress?

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

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V-snack

1. An alternative word for vagina, pussy, etc. This dude was munchin on my v-snack last night See vagina, pussy, poon, cooter, cooch..

Lewa

1. HA HA HA.. so funny. you guys make up names and don't know that they mean some'm in another language!! retards!!! ur info, lew..

W2ggw

1. Went to go get water. Used in Instant Messaging. (esp. AIM, MSN, Yahoo, IW) wtggw, so ill brb -or- wtggw.. and solving the h20 crisise!..

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