Squaddy Matress

What is Squaddy Matress?

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

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Doable

1. HOT; Attractive; Bootilicious; someone worth having sex with She is definitely doable. See muah 2. Able to be done - Possible or Att..

Happy Juice

1. Hennessy and Apple Juice mixed together. Happy Juice is the shit man. See tipsy, henny, hennessy, apple juice, lit, The Great Gatsby ..

Corner Jew

1. A jew that sits naked in a corner, eating ice cream while she blogs about how annoying columbian are. Cody: God, all Brady said is that..

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