Squaddy Matress

What is Squaddy Matress?

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

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5137

1. Being a horny fuckslut Man thats one 5137 shit you got there Skelt0r..

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Mein Haar Ist Immer Schlecht!

1. German for "My hair is always bad." Used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror. Fuck! ..

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