Squaddy Matress

What is Squaddy Matress?

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

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Hommies

1. Your "friends." Is also common before the word "G" "YO wassup mah hommies?" "HOMMIE G!"..

Queefhole

1. A hole for queefing in to... i had to take a giant queef so i pulled out my queefhole See queef, queefbag, cockqueef, bitchhole 1. A..

Slak

1. The underground artist responsible for the sporadically available web comics "where's the rice?" and "tokyo heat&quo..

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