Squaddy Matress

What is Squaddy Matress?

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

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Fsc

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Qeed

1. The smell of after sexual intercourse and being very high, the smell that is queef and w33d mixed together to make a beautiful smell. M..

Lwtwd

1. The practice of a driver leering at another car whose driver is texting while driving (TWD), thus distracting the gawking driver. Thus, ..

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