Squaddy Matress

What is Squaddy Matress?

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

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Homolomo

1. a chinchilla lover that loves the color chartruesse and wears tutus for fun. dude jonathan is such a homolomo!! hehehe See homo, alpac..

Vhad

1. Very Hot And Desirable: Someone who is beyond PHAT (Pretty Hot And Tempting). Usually someone out of your reach but would really love to..

My Penus

1. the biggest thing in the world damn. Joe has the biggest dick in the world See bob..

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