Squaddy Matress

What is Squaddy Matress?

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

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Yeah-yah!

1. referring to something/someone very pleasing to the eye "Look at dat nigga right thurr---I like tha way he doin' dat, yeah-ya..

Elihpodep

1. when an adolescent has a deep infatuation with a 30+ year old. opposite of pedophile. creepy girl: *walks by Mr. Randall's classro..

Heitzer

1. a stupid jew that no one likes Rj is a heitzer lol pwnt See jew, jewbag, jewface, jewshit, jewass, jewnig..

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