Squaddy Matress

What is Squaddy Matress?

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

See ali

Quarter Beast

1. A person who consists of half man, quarter woman, quarter beast. Neil: Here, take a look at her man, she's half man! Gus: Aye, an..

Brass Shiner

1. during the sexual act of 69 when the girl is giving fellatio the man thrusts up and hits her in the eye with his testicles causing her t..

Skimmish

1. Beer, (Portsmouth) noun; alcoholic drink made from malt, hops, sugar, yeast and water (see also ale and shant) Go on the skimmish, verb..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Squaddy Matress Edit Meaning