Squaddy Mattress

What is Squaddy Mattress?

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"

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Egyptian Crab Knarkler

1. When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out..

Van Ooste'd

1. To mess up badly; screw up. Wow, Ashley just fell off her bike...she really Van Ooste'd See fail, spoil, screw up, horrible..

Will"ing

1. The instantaneous looking up of information using Wikipedia type sources to resolve a pointless argument or generate excessive knowledge..

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