Squaddy Mattress

What is Squaddy Mattress?

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"

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Pongtard

1. What you call you your really stupid dog. You pongtard! You don't even know how to sit! See pongo, dog, retard, tard, pong..

Amzing

1. "amazing" - basically anything that is good/great... or.. amazing... "haha, that's amzing!" See Ciara..

Rat Squad

1. Police slang for internal affairs. Ever since I beat that black guy the rat squad has been on me like white on rice...

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