Squaddy Mattress

What is Squaddy Mattress?

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"

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10 Years

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Eddy Skills

1. the best pure in runescape ever. woah eddy skills owned me See noob, pk, pj, eddy skills, pker, clan, runescape..

Pumullit-pwnted

1. to get the shit completely beat out of you I went off a jump landed in a tree and got pumullit-pwnted. See me 1. to get the shit com..

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