What is Squadge?
1.
To squeeze or manipulate with the hands; usually used as part of a derogatory phrase. Scottish in origin, popularised by Chewin' the Fat.
Go an hen, gi' us a squadge av yer fannay.
2.
noun: a thing that a choir boy receives in excess
verb: a form of suffocation
adjective: squadgey (amer squadgy)
1. having a fish-like consistency
2. smelling musty or with a strong, yet pleasant, smell or taste
noun
"He joined the choir because his friend assured him he'd get tons of squadge."
verb
"Dude, if you had to choose how you'd die, what would you pick?"
"Are you kidding? It's clear -- I'd wanna be squadged to death."
adjective
"This must be my lunch from yesterday; this cheese is all squadgey."
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