Squadouche Edit Meaning

1.

Squadouche means zero, zip, nada, nothing, perhaps even less than nothing.

"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!

See pti, nothing, nada

2.

Nothing; nothing of value.

I bet you off your (poker) hand when all I held was squadouche.

See nothing, nada, ziltch, zero

3.

A mythical bear that smells like rich mahogany.

I'm as strong and majestic as Squadouche.

See bear, myth, douche, squadouche, manta ray

4.

nothing, in a bad way

A combination of squat+douche

"I've got squadouche." (my poker hand resulted in nothing)

"What are you doing?" "Squadouche"

(like on a Friday night when you are at home being lame because you have nothing better to do)

See squat, crap, shit, nothing, zilch

5.

A tool, nerd, nebbish, or otherwise annoying fellow.

When my colleague advised me to bring my satchel to the client's offices, I thought to myself, "What a squadouche that guy is. Who uses the word 'satchel?'"

See tool, nerd, nebbish, geek, annoying

6.

A term used to refer to huge douchebags. Usually used in reference to a guy that completely sucks to the point that he has surpassed doucheness. He will usually have gelled hair and a shirt unbuttoned three-five buttons.

So I was talking to this chick and this total squadouche came and interrupted. All he talked about was his new fuckin hair cut and taking yager bombs.

See douche, douchebag, loser, guido, dipshit

7.

It means to move douchebag!

I couldn't get that rich white boy to squadouche.

See douchebag, doushbag, skadouche, jack black