Squalto

What is Squalto?


1.

When you go into a bathroom and dont feel like sitting on the actual toilet seat and end up hovering over as you drop a fat douce. It originated in England the 18th century when upper class women didnt want to get an anal herpes.

Also a cult movement where many males gather and shit on each others chests.

The Queen of England: Ello would you like to take a squalto with me?

Andrew: Hey Levi!

Levi: Whats up?

Andrew: Im kind of cold, do you want to come over here and squalto all over me?

Levi: You betcha!!

See squat, shit, dump, chest, english, poop


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