What is Squalto?
1.
When you go into a bathroom and dont feel like sitting on the actual toilet seat and end up hovering over as you drop a fat douce. It originated in England the 18th century when upper class women didnt want to get an anal herpes.
Also a cult movement where many males gather and shit on each others chests.
The Queen of England: Ello would you like to take a squalto with me?
Andrew: Hey Levi!
Levi: Whats up?
Andrew: Im kind of cold, do you want to come over here and squalto all over me?
Levi: You betcha!!
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