Squanch Edit Meaning

1.

A word that can be used for any other word,like a place holder.

Man that was a squanch move.

See bitch, slut, whore, doing, act

2.

When someone (often a fat person with lots of back hair) jerks off and is to lazy to bother cleaning up, so they simply ejaculate it on the carpat in the room. This often results in a bright white carpet when exposed to a U.V light.

Alex jacks off, rolls and squanchs on the floor, just look at it glow. What a lazy, hairy, fat, useless, fuck.

See splurge, jackoff, masterbate, mess, glow

3.

To steal or act of stealing "squanch". someone who bums aorund other peoples places of residence unwantedly, eating their food and smoking their weed.

That mother fucker squanched our nuggets.

The guy on the couch is a squanch

See squanch, steal, stealing, smoking, weed

4.

-Another term for meh, except much better.

Hey do you want to go out to eat at Bombay Sitar tonight?:

Squanch

5.

Squanch is pussy. Plain and simple.

I'm going to the bar tonight for some squanch.

See pussy, quim, ax wound, trim, cunt

6.

a very fat person who has rolls, guts, dicky-do's and gunts, can also be used to describe large thing or nouns: like people places or things. ex: animals, people, places

"man ur girlfriend is a squanch"

"man eww, that girl is squanchin"

"His father is a squanch"

"U.S.A is squanchin'"

"Omg, Thats the biggest squanchin' cat I ever seen.

See heffer, fat, squanch, nasty

7.

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas

see chode, choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

See Luke