What is Squarefax?
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in popular myth pie shop owners and bakers often telltheir young children scary stories of the pie man or more commonly known the squarefax.A Large squat fat person sometimes resembling the shape of a wheelie bin it speaks with an inbred slur, usually sighted scavenging for food, of which pies are its most preffered has been known to consume its own bodyweight of the chicken and mushroom variety, is not to be confused with the t,wasp a close relative almost exactly the same in every way except for colourful markings and a rectangular head as opposed to the perfect square of the squarefax.
"dad can i have another pie"
"no dear the squarefax broke into the house and ate them all"
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