Squash

What is Squash?


1.

To put a end to.

Resolve.

"You need to squash that beef between you and your dad if you expect to make progress"

2.

An indoor racquet sport -not to be confused with racquetball- that is best played during a long lunch or after work with fellow alumni from one's prep school and/or private college. Popular among WASPs, it offers an opportunity to get a vigorous workout without the monotony/drudgery of jogging or pursuing a less exclusive pastime. Often played during the winter months, it offers an excellent opportunity to "cross-train" for summer sports such as: tennis, yachting, crew, and badminton.

Harvard Student: "I can't believe that Trinity's squash team beat us again! None of their players are even from the United States..."

See: Ivy League, NESCAC

3.

Sport played with a racquet and a rubber ball.

Squash is a sport .

See mmk

4.

n. mental acumen, wherewithal, coherence, "cool."

1) When Doug found out his car was stolen, he lost his squash and started punching a telephone pole. 2) After drinking 30 beers, Lisa was utterly squashless and wound up passing out on the staircase.

See wherewithal, mind, cool

5.

A game played with a racket and rubber ball. NOT A SPORT.

Dude 1: You wanna go play a sport or something?

Dude 2: Yeah what?

Dude 1: Squash

Dude 2: NOT A SPORT.

*Beats him up he can't do anything cause he is a squash player and has no strength*

See squash, gay, boring

6.

Major hangover, no relief must start drinking or doing drugs to relieve it ASAP.

I had a squash that would knock the balls off a bull after that party, it took me 2 days to recover.

See hangover, booze, bender, withdrawal

7.

1. To end a beefby apologizing/forgiving each other

2. To end a beef by fighting it out

"This is immature, we should just squash this."

See end, terminate, eliminate, fight


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