What is Squash?
1.
To put a end to.
Resolve.
"You need to squash that beef between you and your dad if you expect to make progress"
2.
An indoor racquet sport -not to be confused with racquetball- that is best played during a long lunch or after work with fellow alumni from one's prep school and/or private college. Popular among WASPs, it offers an opportunity to get a vigorous workout without the monotony/drudgery of jogging or pursuing a less exclusive pastime. Often played during the winter months, it offers an excellent opportunity to "cross-train" for summer sports such as: tennis, yachting, crew, and badminton.
Harvard Student: "I can't believe that Trinity's squash team beat us again! None of their players are even from the United States..."
See: Ivy League, NESCAC
3.
Sport played with a racquet and a rubber ball.
Squash is a sport .
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4.
n. mental acumen, wherewithal, coherence, "cool."
1) When Doug found out his car was stolen, he lost his squash and started punching a telephone pole. 2) After drinking 30 beers, Lisa was utterly squashless and wound up passing out on the staircase.
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5.
A game played with a racket and rubber ball. NOT A SPORT.
Dude 1: You wanna go play a sport or something?
Dude 2: Yeah what?
Dude 1: Squash
Dude 2: NOT A SPORT.
*Beats him up he can't do anything cause he is a squash player and has no strength*
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6.
Major hangover, no relief must start drinking or doing drugs to relieve it ASAP.
I had a squash that would knock the balls off a bull after that party, it took me 2 days to recover.
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7.
1. To end a
2. To end a beef by fighting it out
"This is immature, we should just squash this."
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