What is Squash Lemming?
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An idiot who, during a game of squash, will risk quadrapeligia by propelling themselves neck-first into the floor or walls in a desperate attempt to hit the ball.
Mark Russell is a squash lemming and now can only move several parts of his face.
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A means of escaping a very ugly one-night stand, who is asleep with your arm underneath them. Resulting from absurd drunkeness the nigh..