Squashed Squirrel

What is Squashed Squirrel?

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

See junk, tuck, squashed, squirrel, balls

Chasmo

1. A beverage of the alcoholic variety shall we leave yet? lets just have another quick chasmo See drink, sherbert, pint, beverage, drink..

Black Ken

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Nuticles

1. of or pertaining to the male genitals. I owe you a kick in the nuticles 2. of or pertaining to the male genitals. I owe (insert name..

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