Squashed Squirrel

What is Squashed Squirrel?

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

See junk, tuck, squashed, squirrel, balls

Jerking Off With Sandpaper

1. something that may look like a good idea at first glance, but turns out to be a horrible one 1) "I thought that chick was gonna be..

A Cutter

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1. Most 1337 form of own or pwn. "\/\/3 |O4\/\/||3|) 7|-|4|2 733////." -(Translated to: We pawned thar teem.) -(Further transl..

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