Squashed Squirrel

What is Squashed Squirrel?

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

See junk, tuck, squashed, squirrel, balls

Malmborg

1. The act of being swedish. One who is deathly skinny. Stop being a Malmborg! Dude, those Ethiopians look like a bunch of Malmborgs...

Offalstick

1. Noun. A sausage, or sausage-like food. "Yo bro, feel like swinging on down to Krissy's BBQ to snatch up some free offalsticks..

Vvviper

1. the leader of the #deftones cult on efnet vvviper sucks at q3a railz but owns me in #deftones..

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