Squashed Squirrel

What is Squashed Squirrel?

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

See junk, tuck, squashed, squirrel, balls

Touch Squirt

1. One who is prone to premature ejaculation. Joan is never satisfied because her boyfriend is a touch squirt. See premature ejaculation,..

Counterfeiter

1. A craftsman who specializes in sizing and installing kitchen cabinets. Unfortunately, they charge outlandishly. Wow, those counterfeite..

Zombized

1. to make undead In Resident Evil 2, the zombie licker zombized Leon when it bit his head off...

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