Squashed Squirrel

What is Squashed Squirrel?

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

See junk, tuck, squashed, squirrel, balls

Take A Crap

1. Pretty self explanatory. Can be accompanied by a session of jacking off or sucking cocks. First I'm gonna take a crap, then jack o..

I Dont Give A Hoot

1. not give two shits, used in the song "pork and beans" i'll go ahead and waste my time i dont give a hoot about what yo..

Ed Wood

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