Squashed Squirrel

What is Squashed Squirrel?

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

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'scuse Me!!

1. The shorted ill-tempered short-mannered way of saying, "excuse me.” This variation is often used in situations where there is a hot..

Frustration

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Kace

1. Pronounced(Case). A combination of the word ace and someone with the first name starting in K. Meaning ace, awesome, amazing, unbelievab..

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