What is Squashie?
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When one's self finds that he/she wont make it to the toilet and sits down to camouflage the fact that they've shit themselves thus resulting in the faeces being squashed in the underwear.
You: man i'll never make it to the toilet.
Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.
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