What is Squat And Surf?
1.
To use a laptop computer connected to the internet whilst seated on the John.
Jon: Why were you so long in the bathroom?
Me: I was caught up in a nice session of squat and surf.
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2.
The act of using one's laptop, phone, or other device with internet connectivity to surf the internet while sitting on the toilet. Whether one went into the bathroom to take a shit or exclusively to surf the internet.
Girl: "Why were you in the bathroom for so long? We just had sex. Were you
beating the dead goat ?"
Guy: "No of course not! I was just enjoying a good squat and surf session to let my buddies on Facebook know that I totally just boned you."
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