Squat And Surf

What is Squat And Surf?

1.

To use a laptop computer connected to the internet whilst seated on the John.

Jon: Why were you so long in the bathroom?

Me: I was caught up in a nice session of squat and surf.

See pooping, internet, computers, bathroom

2.

The act of using one's laptop, phone, or other device with internet connectivity to surf the internet while sitting on the toilet. Whether one went into the bathroom to take a shit or exclusively to surf the internet.

Girl: "Why were you in the bathroom for so long? We just had sex. Were you beating the dead goat?"

Guy: "No of course not! I was just enjoying a good squat and surf session to let my buddies on Facebook know that I totally just boned you."

See shit, toilet, squat, surf, internet, laptop, phone
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