Squat Goblin

What is Squat Goblin?


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A dim-witted, unevolved being, typically of short stature, , and with a large belly and a hairy and excrutiatingly ugly appearence. Squat goblins are notorious for their trickery and low morals. One famous squat goblin, going by the pseudonym "J-Train" became infamous after he attempted to sexually assault a female rower twice his strength.

Fear of giving birth to Squat Goblins gave rise to the Pro-Choice movement.

J-train: Hyea Babey

normal female woman: why are you talking to me you little ugly gnome?

J-train: You don't want my sexy little body?

****J-train brings out his bag of tricks and takes of his shirt and massages his hairy third nipple- trying to intice the normal woman

Normal female woman: fuck off you squat goblin! Why does it smell like shit?

See australian, gnome, squat, goblin, vagina, trickery, fat, dumb, hairy, stupid, retarded, obese


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