Squat Mattress

What is Squat Mattress?


1.

A girl who fucks a lot of squatters. Often a squatter herself, though not necessarily.

That girl fucked all the guys in the squat! What a squat mattress!

See slut, ho, whore, cum dumpster, gutter slut

2.

A girl who will fuck for a place to sleep that night.

"She's a dirty squat mattress."

See Rasputin


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