What is Squat Mattress?
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A girl who fucks a lot of squatters. Often a squatter herself, though not necessarily.
That girl fucked all the guys in the squat! What a squat mattress!
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2.
A girl who will fuck for a place to sleep that night.
"She's a dirty squat mattress."
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Fart Figneuton is a figneuton, whih has been farted on, and then eaten.
"Dude, that fart figneuton was awesome"..