What is Squat Tag?
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Also known as "squat tag in the asparagus patch";
1. the act of defecating
2. anal sex, especially between homosexual males
"Hey Bill, after this space-docking thing is over with, how's about a little squat tag in the asparagus patch?"
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The act of putting plastic wrap on one's partner's face, and then defecating on it.
Dude, I talked your girlfriend into a bot..