Squat Wank

What is Squat Wank?

The art of wanking with your hand under your leg while standing in the squat position. So it feels like a girl is doing it.

Paul: Clare, pull me off!

Clare: Just go have a squat wank!

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Yearming

1. The act of feltching, or sucking the lubey shitty cummy substance out of someone's rectum after hard anal sexual intercourse, with ..

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1. Representation of a vagina D00D!!11!i stuck my finger in her ({})..

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1. Acronym for the TV show, How I Met Your Mother Hey, did you check out last night's episode of HIMYM? See tv, how, i, met, your, m..

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