Squat Wank

What is Squat Wank?


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The art of wanking with your hand under your leg while standing in the squat position. So it feels like a girl is doing it.

Paul: Clare, pull me off!

Clare: Just go have a squat wank!

See squat, wank, toss off, masterbate, jerk off


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