Squatch Edit Meaning

1.

Dirty STD infested vagina

"Shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he fucked that little squatch downstairs in Apartment C, now he's got scabies, warts and the HIV."

See vagina, whore, trashy, filthy, slutty

2.

n. - a leech, or a bum / vagrant. one who intrudes on others' resources.

v. - to steal (less common)

n. - "who was that squatch at riordan's party last night drinking all the beer?"

v. - "let's squatch that vodka"

See bum, glom, leech, mooch, cov

3.

an abnormal unfreakishly large bitch. In height and in weight. Like if she looks like Kendrick Perkins. You know can't be too skinny and can't be too large. Just bulky, solid. Like she could play small/power forward in a 3-on-3 game.

1. Damn Squatch can you back the fuck up so I can see the sun.

2. Squatch, can you change that street light for me.

See portly, skyscraper, sasquatch

4.

The soft mound of flesh where the majority of pubic hair can be found. Typically found only on the human female.

1) That chic has got the hairiest Squatch i have ever seen.

2) That chic loves to be dick smacked on the Squatch.

See pubic, pussy, skwatch, vagina, bird, noonie

5.

Squatting to take a shit in the woods like Sasquatch (Bigfoot).

When I was out hiking I had to squatch one on the trail.

6.

to have a go? have a piece of, say, an object like cake

gies a squatch of yer wine?

gies a squatch of your phone?

See squatch, piece, bit, something, go

7.

A squatch is a Native Canadian Indian, usually seen with a large slurpee in one hand and a bag of chips in the other, often heard to be whining about land claims while spending his or her welfare cheques on cheap beer, cigarettes and crack or meth.

The most annoying sub-species can be seen wearing a disguise behind an illegal blockade, playing to the liberal media, jabbering nonsense about "heritage" and "ancestral land", all the while benefiting from his parasitic relationship to white people who pay the taxes to keep him in beer and smokes, while trafficking in poached wildlife or fish fraudulently harvested on a tribal hunting/fishing permit. (of course squatches prefer frito lays and coke to anything they can kill on a traditional food-gathering permit)

Squatch dialect sounds like this...."Fuck you whitey... this is OUR land...the CBC told me so anyway....hey, gimme a smoke eh?.... hey, wanna buy some sockeye..et me behing the bar eh?"

See chug, ute, buck, brave, squaw